Posted 4 days ago

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

Posted 4 days ago

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

Posted 1 week ago

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

Posted 1 week ago
mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

Posted 2 weeks ago

Things I constantly remind myself about.

lotusandhare:

>I don’t actually know what this person is thinking.
>It doesn’t matter what this person thinks about me.
>This emotion will pass.
>Things are never as bad as I make them in my head.
>I have plenty of talents.
>I am beautiful, intelligent, and strong.
>I’ve survived a lot of thing.
>If I keep going, I will be proud of myself in five years.

Posted 1 month ago

Plot Twist

evilsupplyco:

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).

(Source: fuchsimeon)

Posted 1 month ago
wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo


this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

(Source: get-on-the-carousel)

Posted 1 month ago

consultingcecilinthetardis:

the-doctors-snog-box:

(x)

welcome to britain, where we make spoof sketches of spoof sketches of shows

irony upon irony, the video for this is not available in my country, Britain.

(Source: metaphoricalprune)

Posted 2 months ago

http://captainmartinrichardson.tumblr.com/post/77067088185/yemite-sarah531-the-other-day-i-had-a-really

yemite:

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and…

Posted 2 months ago